Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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