I think I am morally bankrupt
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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