I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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