I don't think brook has ever known best
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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