dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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