We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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