And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I'm bleeding and have questions
Shame is for Republicans.
Randomize
