Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
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