Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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