I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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