Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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