is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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