btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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