ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
Two words: blizzard sex
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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