He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
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