Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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