I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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