quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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