But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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