the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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