Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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