TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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