Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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