I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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