That's intense
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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