I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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