Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
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