are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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