I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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