I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
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