Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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