Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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