I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Randomize
