His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
So. Much. Porn.
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