I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
we're so committed to being not committed
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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