She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
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