as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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