Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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