gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
How does one acquire holy water?
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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