love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
