Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Randomize
