can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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