dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
I will pee on everything he values.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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