morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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