Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
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