I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
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