But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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