Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
Randomize
