Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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