I wanna passion pit in your ass
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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