Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
Randomize
