I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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